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We join Borris now for episode 90: The Hack.
Detective Frostworth closes his notepad and surveys the piles of dead
henchmen, thugs, goons, lackeys, minions, and ring leaders surrounding him.
He had seen the worst that the city could throw at him; had become immune to
the senseless death and destruction.
Some in the department thought his soul was dead, but Frostworth knew it
was just buried deep under layers of the city's filth and depravity.
But this scene ... this scene got to him.
He turns to Borris. "OK, off the record.
I get how you lured the 5 biggest government-agency-turned-narco-trafficing
rings here on the promise of untraceable military-grade data disruption technology,
but I still don't understand how you decrypted those hard drives in the middle of
the firefight from Hell.
Have you no fear?"
Borris scratches his shoulder abstractly, his hind leg thumping
rhythmically on the floor.
"I'm thirsty. There any toilets around here?"
Frostworth nods his head tiredly. "Sure kid, you've earned that much."
Will Frostworth beat the trumped-up corruption charges against him?
What did Trump tell Frostworth in the secret meeting?
Will Borris order takeout tonight?
Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of Borris, the Amazing Talking Dog!