It's time for the Continuing Adventures of Borris, the Amazing Talking Dog!
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We join Borris now for episode 91: The Heart of the Matter.
Michelle toys with her glass of wine, gazing piercingly into its burgundy depths.
"I'm sorry to be so weak, Borris. I've just never seen John so scared.
And who can blame him? The last three CEOs of Evercorp died shortly after taking over.
And now John gets promoted!
"I mean, is it really a coincidence that the exact same coffee maker would
explode three times in three months?
I think the board knows more than they're letting on.
I think John should just walk away.
But he thinks that would put him at even greater danger!
It's tearing him apart, and I don't know how to help him!
"What should I do?"
Borris winks first one eye, then the other.
"You got any squeak toys I could chew on?"
Tears of relief fill Michelle's eyes.
"Oh Borris, you always know exactly what to say."
Will Aerosmith really break up after 45 years together?
Does Joanie still love Chachi after 35 years?
Do the Xenon isotopes in 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko really show that
comets contributed to Earth's atmosphere, or is it all a ruse to hide
EverCorp's true intentions?
Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of Borris, the Amazing Talking Dog!