It's time for the Continuing Adventures of Borris, the Amazing Talking Dog!
Brought to you this week by Chuck Wagon Dog Food.
Wagon and teacup horses not included.
The story so far: Borris has infiltrated an ex-KGB-turned-narco-trafficing ring.
But his cover may be blown by the beautiful but deadly Svetlana Svetzaloff,
leader of the ring, who has challenged Borris to a game of deadly chess.
We join Borris now for episode 88: The Deadly Game.
Svetlana and her henchmen smile coldly at Borris over the chess board.
She purrs, "Zo, mine darlink leettle von, if you are who you zay you are,
zen you are knowink ze next move."
Borris glances nonchalantly at the game,
then fixes his gaze on his beautiful but deadly tormentor.
"Is it dinner time?"
The color drains from Svetlana's face.
Eyes wide, lips trembling, she breaths,
"You vin zees round, clever von,
but zere vill come a reckonink."
Will Borris be able to resist Svetlana's deadly charms?
Will Svetlana's web of deceit unravel the congressional hearing?
Will Borris get big moist meaty chunks, or dry kibble?
Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of Borris, the Amazing Talking Dog!