It's time for the Continuing Adventures of Borris, the Amazing Talking Dog!
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We join Borris now for episode 89: Double Cross.
Suddenly, the door is shredded to confetti by automatic gun fire.
Svetlana and her thugs drop like anvils.
Sam Strychnine, leader of an ex-CIA-turned-rival-narco-trafficing
ring swaggers confidently into the room, flanked by his own goons.
He glances at the beautiful but dead Svetlana, and then locks eyes with Borris.
"Huh. I expected the skirt, but what da hell are you doin' here, Borris?"
Borris sniffs disdainfully at the thick odor of gunsmoke and fresh blood. "Can I sniff your butt"?
Sam hesitates, then turns savagely on his goons. "OUT! GET OUTTA HERE! Me and da dog gots tings ta discuss!"
Will Borris finally settle the score with Sam?
Will Sam discover the secret between Janet and the congressional hearing?
Will Borris ever get his dinner?
Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of Borris, the Amazing Talking Dog!