Iguana Love Me
 
 
My weekend won't be a pile of doo
Cause Iguana love me, love me true.
When the world seems to come crashing through,
Iguana hand me can of brew.
 
When I'm feeling down and blue,
When, once again, this day I rue,
I remember how our love grew;
Iguana kiss, or maybe two.
 
Sometimes I wish for something new
(I pretty tired to clean your poo),
I think to sell you to the zoo,
But Iguana love me, I love him too.

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Gail suggested the following and I like it:

"When she's sad and feeling blue
 Iguana eat a ton of Goo"